Here we go again

My, my my how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night...

Back from hiatus, or perennial favorite, Mr. Warner Todd "teh bukkit" Huston is back.  Let's see what he has in store for us today, hmmm?

Hoo boy!  Today, Mr. Huston is going to tell us that while the children may be the future, the future is a bleak place indeed with so many of our nation's precious youth being indoctrinated to believe such liberal lies as the fact that pollution is bad and that killing off entire species is somehow an offense against "nature" (whatever the hell that is).  Let's take a look.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette has launched a wonderful little feature that will run until Barack Obama takes the oath of office next month. They are calling it "Dear Mr. Obama" and it is a heartwarming exercise in child indoctrination and brainwashing.  The Post-Gazette will be publishing letters from local students to Obama asking him for all sorts of global warming fixes, Iraq war enders, and big government programs.

Which would be fine if the kids were, you know, asking Mr. Obama to increase their stock dividens another quarter of a percent or repeal the estate tax because "it stinks," but once the kids actually start demonstrating a concern for the world they are going to inherit from us...ohhhh brother!

Sadly, it appears that the government schools these kids have been subjected to have failed to teach their charges about anything like the American system, federalism, even science seems neglected.

Pretty tough talk for someone who writes sentences where is missing.

But they SURE taught their kiddies that government is there to spend, spend, spend, that government is to be treated like our collective parents, and that the war in Iraq is obviously an evil venture. Obviously.

Well dude, if the kids are attending a public school I can see WHY they might be inclined to ask the government to spend more money on their infrastructure so that they can finally get computers that don't run on Windows 95 and that they don't have to eat meatloaf three times a week.

And, yes little kiddies, The One, your very own Obamessiah, is flying to the rescue like a super hero. Cue the theme music — I'd suggest the theme to 2001, like Elvis used, is appropriate for the sentiment here. The Obamessiah has entered the building!

Or maybe "Barack the Magic Negro," a lighthearted, heart-warming little ditty which is in no way, shape, or form meant to be taken in a racist way.  Even though it uses the N-word. 

The tykes are all about the alternative energy these days. They are full of exhortations to The One that he should force upon us all a reliance on wind power and solar cells. Obviously these youngsters have not been taught that no alternative energy source has thus far been found that is cheaper than oil and the fossil fuels.

Good thing oil, coal, and gas will last forever and in no way shape or form make us reliant on foreign countries whose citizens want to kill us.

These kids are under the illusion that just instituting a government program is all it takes to overcome the science of the matter and make them cost effective and feasible. Yes, all we need is a word from our new religious icon in Washington DC cum Obamalot.

Your wife cums to Obamalot.  Just sayin.

The first letter was amusing for its complete fraud. It is supposed to be from a ten-year-old child, yet it talks about alternative energy, the war in "Irak" and lays out a fairly detailed idea for a new method of education. It is painfully obvious that no ten-year-old ever wrote this letter.

That's because when Warner Todd Huston was ten years old, he was still communicating using a series of grunts, whistles, and flung feces.

Also we see little Neil Pandya, age 10, who asked Obama to lower the age limit on driving. Apparently, Neil was not told that states are supposed to legislate that restriction, not the federal government. Sadly, states' rights is not a subject taught to our young Mr. Pandya.

Anyone else get the impression that Huston is maybe- just MAYBE- overcomensating for all the dreams and youthful naivite that was stolen from him when his mother finally told him to get his 30-year-old ass out of the basement and rake the yard?

Several of the children are worried about mythical man-made, global warming and have been indoctrinated that Obama can control such things from the Mount Olympus of Washington.

Which is somewhat heartening to hear, since these kids presumably have to take an actual science course at least 3 times a week and don't have Huston's luxury of designating the various ecospheres of the earth as pre-and post-flood.

Here, for instance, are the worries of little Anna Devinney.

The first one is pollution. A lot of animals are dying because of pollution. Fish are dying from garbage being dumped into their habitat. People are dumping barrels of toxins into the oceans and many sea animals are losing food.

Another problem in the U.S. is global warming. In the future, all the land will be flooded with water because the icebergs are melting and the sea level is rising.

To be so misled by one's teachers is so disheartening.

Aww, lookit the cyoot liddul kiddie!  She's all concerned about silly grown-up stuff like the "No Swimming- Pollution" signs at the local lake and a global flood because of melting ice caps.  Silly little kid!  We all know that God said he'd never destroy the earth by flooding again, so I guess that pretty much settles it, doesn't it?

The thing we can take from this is that whoever said kids can't learn is way off base. Unfortunately, what they are learning is a thorough left-wing agenda. To paraphrase a famous saying, it isn't that our kids don't know anything. It's that what they know is all wrong.

Goddamnit kid!  Your dad did NOT, I repeat NOT lose his job over at GM, and Tommy's mom was NOT killed in Iraq.  Now I'm going to sit here and repeat it until you admit that it's true, or I have to beat you to death.  Understood?

Unfortunately, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, thinking it's cute, is all too willing to display for all to see what a failed education looks like.

And if there's anyone who knows what a failed education looks like, it's a contibutor to Renew America.

Till next time, folks!