Log in

No account? Create an account
molotov_quaker [userpic]

Toon Time!

September 6th, 2008 (09:21 pm)

It has long been known that most conservatives possess little in the way of any actual sense of humor.  When conservatives do try to put on ye olde thinking cappe and make an attempt at a droll statement or humorous juxtaposition, it's usually because Fox News can only take them so far and they do have at least some idea that the forces of bright ideas and pop culture are more or less firmly entrenched in the other camp. 

Part of this is due to the fact that conservatives are entirely incapable of laughing at themselves.  Part of it can also be attributed to the fact that conservatives take Themselves and the World so darn seriously all the time that the don't really have the time, energy, or motivation to seek some of the more inherently humerous paradoxes within the context of our existance.  That, when coupled with an entirely paranoid fear of straying too far from the official message and the fact that what passes for "humor" amongst Ann Coulter types is usually nothing more than passive-agressive wish fulfillment (ie. "John Edwards is a faggot" or "Michael Moore is fat") means that when conservatives actually do try to come up with something funny, the whole project comes crashing down like a candelabra made of anvils.  Because, as someone smarter than me once said, the closest conservatives can come to actually being funny is repeating their slogans really loudly.  And even then it's defiantely a "laughing AT them" type moment. 

Anywho, let's have a looksie and check to see if anything has improved over the last few months.  Hold onto your britches kids, you're about to bust a gut laughing.

Interesting.  We don't subscribe to evolution but the theory of plate tectonics is apparently still kosher.  Man, the continents must be moving a lot faster than we thought!

Ann Coulter's tits...

That's not the setting sun in the distance.  It's the nozzle of the fetus vacuum.

Or a conservative cartoonist, since he fingerpaints with shit.

Fuckin' crack babies.

Not so much a cartoon as an impressionist painting.

Nope.  Ever had a pencil jammed through your eye socket?

At least you don't have Hep-C.  And aren't Chinese.

That's all for now!